Oh Tony...

So like I said, this kid never stops talking. He makes me laugh every day. Here are some more tidbits to make you smile too.

(Breakfast time. There were 2 pitchers of juice on the counter. One was Orange juice, the kind that was made from actual oranges. And the other one was orange juice, that was actually made from guava, but was colored Orange. So basically there were 2 "orange" juices on the counter....Just to clear things up)

Tony- MOM, i want the orange juice!

Sarah- Which kind?

Tony- The orange juice, that is Orange, but is not Orange juice.

Sarah- So you want the orange juice, that is not Orange juice, but is orange?

Tony- Yes, i want that orange juice, that is Orange. ABI, say orange!

Me- Naraja (which is Orange in Spanish)

Tony- ...............nice.


(While Tony and I were playing Mario Kart Wii, he kept nudging me with his sharp little elbows right in my bicep. WHICH REALLY HURT just to let you know...)

Me- Tony! Why do you keep nudging me!!!???

Tony- I don't know why i keep nudging you...you gotta ask my doctor.


(Tony loves going out to restaurants to eat. This time he wanted to go to P.F. Changs, which we were driving past at the time he started to whine.)

Tony- DADDY! I want to go to P.F. Changs!

Dad- No, we are not going there.

Tony- Why not Daddy?!

Dad- Because I don't have any money!

Tony- Yes you do!

Dad- No, I don't! (the car is quiet for a while...)

Tony- Mom...can you give some money to my dad?


(Tony and Kylee were wrestling on the couch. Kylee notices that there is a wet spot on her shirt)

Kylee- Did you do this Tony??

(Tony looks at her with his "are you serious" dead pan look.)

Tony- Kylee............does it have my name on it?


OH TONY, DON'T GROW UP!!!!!!

Did you just...

This kid is a hoot.

Anthony Alexander Fernandez A.K.A "Tony" is possibly one of the funniest humans on this earth. You never know what is going to come out his mouth next and what amazing facial expression is going to accompany it. He is the master of the one raised eyebrow, "Are you serious?" look, and his infamous cheeky "You know you love me..." look.
He is quite the talker and loves to ramble on and on, and he loves it when anybody takes time out to listen to him. Yet i find that the best quotes from him, come when he thinks no one is listening. So here, enjoy some little tidbits of my life with this crazy kid.

(I wake up and walk into the living room where he is laying in the floor watching tv)
*runs up and gives me a hug

"Abi... I am glad you are here...I like morning hugs"

(Whilst looking at his hair in the mirror after waking up)

"Well.....I look like a chicken!"

(Seeing a cool toy on a commercial)

"THATS MIGHTY COOL!"

(His little brother Ethan was being taken up stairs kicking and screaming to go take a nap)

"Ethan, Stop being crabby! Just take your juice and GO home!"

(Ethan is laughing to himself in the car for no apparent reason)

"Mom! i am not touching him, he is just laughing!........................weirdo baby."

(When he colors out of the lines in the coloring book)

"I do NOT know why I am doing that! I must be out of my mind!"

(When he is showing me the nativity of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, he got from his teacher at school)

"And this is Baby Jesus,,,and this is Joseph,,,,,,,,and that is.......................Noah"

(When it was just me and him at the breakfast table.)

"Sometimes...I just forget who you are."


Isn't he wonderful? And did I mention he is only 4? I wish he could stay this way forever.

I am so blessed to have a little brother so rad as Tony.

I LOVE YOU TONY!

Whats Black and White, and Red all over?

Ok not really black and white, but certainly red all over!

I was just trying to enjoy a good meal with my family, and friend (kylee's new boy toy Ryan), and then WHAM-MO! My mouth goes into that paralysis that happens when you bite your tongue or your cheek.

Me- Owwwwwwwww! Whatha? Tha hur!

Kylee- Look at me

I turn to her with my wounded tongue hanging out

Kylee- OH MAN! SICK SICK!

Me- Wha!? Wha?!

Ryan- Lemme see! Lemme see!

I turn towards him, not noticing if i am drooling or not, I mean its hard not to when your tongue is hanging out like a dog's

Ryan- Wicked! What the heck did you do!?

Me- Wha ar you thalkin abo?

Mom- Hurry! Put some pressure on it! QUICK YOU ARE GETTING IT EVERYWHERE!

I rush to the bathroom

..........and this is what i find

Evidently I bit my tongue way deep. And blood started going everywhere. It wewwy hur!! The white stuff is the napkin that got stuck to the blood on my tongue. Now i am going to have to enjoy my Christmas Eve feast with 3 bloody purple teeth wounds on my tongue. Curses!!

These are a few of my favorite things...

These are my favorite Christmas tree ornaments.

Every year we get a "Charlie Brown" tree. We find the saddest tree in the forest, and take it home with us to have a nice Christmas. Everybody needs to feel loved, especially on Christmas!

(You can't really tell in this picture. But there are HUGE chunks missing out of it, and it is waaaay crooked...But..its still loved)

Well, I hope you all have a Happy Christmas, and Father Christmas treats you well!

Stay Warm!

What a Christmystery!

I have lived in McMinnville my WHOLE life, and let me just tell you this.... I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH SNOW! I think something is wrong with God's thermostat. I came home to my McMinnville on Friday the 12th of December, and it hasn't stopped snowing since!!! What is up!?

Where is my Mary Poppins?

You have all heard your mother say this to you when you were growing up, and some of you still might hear it from her time to time. Yet it is still painful to any child's ears.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

Yet this isn't coming from my sweet mother.. oh no.. this is coming from my new mother. My roommate Brinna. Its not like i am a complete slob, oh no, that is not me. Stilllllll... my side seems to always get messier than hers... (personally I think she keeps a pack of wild pigs under her bed and she lets them loose when I am not home, just to ravage my side and to make it "appear" more dirty.)

Oh well... cleaning checks are only 2 times a month...

(p.s)
So there are 4 floors of girls dorms in this hotel I call home.. and there are 2 vacuums for all of us. So basically it is a neverending scavenger hunt to find these suckers. (ha...literally). But when I need them... they are no where to be found. SERIOUSLY NO WHERE. Yet....

THEY BOTH ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND THEIR WAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY DOOR!

But this is the morning OF cleaning checks. So this means..i have to wake up EARLIER just to vacuum. And I can tell you this folks...waking up, and then hearing that horrible noise...doesn't make one's day...


Seriously.....I think the cosmos are against me...

My Skater Punkasaurus

"I need to exercise...but running on the treadmill would be boring...so why do that when skating is 10 billion times more fun!?" - Colt

He showed me his smooth moves



And his....not...so smooth moves..



But what can I say... I love my Skater Punk!