Garlic necklaces and Crucifixes

Vampires mostly reside in folk tales and movies with a heavy metal or intense techno soundtrack. Yet, I have concluded that there is indeed one of these “undead” enrolled in what happened to be also, my school.

How have I come to this conclusion? Well, I would have to start at the beginning..

I walked into the great room, taking in and sensing my new surroundings. I looked upon those of whom I would be sharing my Tuesdays and Thursdays between the times of 12:20 and 1:20. They seemed normal from what I could tell, nothing that stuck out.

But then, there he was. Far back in the shadows of the room. Which was an achievement in itself, because the room was very well lit. He was alone and he seemed to enjoy that fact. As he sat straight and erect, he stared a hole into the back of the blonde soprano giggling in front of him.

“Does he blink?!” “Does he even have eyelids?!” I questioned inside my mind.

As I took my seat in the front of the room, thoughts and questions ran through my head. His appearance seemed to trigger something. My mind raced trying to figure out what about him made me remember something. Then, as fast as a slap to the face, it hit me.

“Does any one else see it?!” I asked desperately to all the altos around me. They gave questioning looks to those around them, and to me.

“What, I can't be the only one that sees this, just look!” I said, trying to defend my cause.

With intense eyes, I motioned them to glance behind them to see....him.

“Now do you see it?”

HE IS A VAMPIRE!

(p.s. this is how he dresses EVERYDAY, jewelry and everything)

(and this is his vampire-ess Jessica.)

Something to Make You Smile...

Here is some quotes from one of my favorite comedians Demetri Martin. This is one hilarious carbon based life form...

“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’”

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”

“‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of - it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’

“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.”

“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’”

“I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’”

This is just a tid bit of the many hilarious quotes of demetri martin. I hope these made you smile or laugh..OR BOTH!

Fedoras Galore-a!

Colt + Fedora + Adorable-ness=
Crazy Awesome

We went to a jam packed vintage store today called Decades, and there were 3 walls FILLED with fedoras and other type hats. I found this one and placed it a top Colt's head and voila! Super Rad!

Quite dashing

Oh Colt J Bowden, how did you get so amazing?

Check Check Checker it out!

My One True love is... CHECKERS of course! If you want to make me happy.. put checkers on it, and its a done deal. This is my signature pattern and I show it proudly. I have many checkered things...

• A Checkered Purse
• A Checkered BIGGER purse
• A Checkered Scarf
• A Checkered Quilt
• Checkered Shoes
• Checkered Leggings
• A Checkered Jacket (as shown here)
• A Checkered Bracelet
• 3 pairs of Checkered Socks
• A Checkered Beanie
• 2 Checkered Belts
• A Checkered Shirt
• Many a Checkered Pin
• A Checkered Laptop Sticker
• AND MANY MORE! (the list goes on and on!)

So basically, I love checkers. The end.

The Big Two Five!

Colt J Bowden. Now 25 years young...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLT!

A Special Day For A Special Guy

Dear Colt,
The day of your birth falls upon the morrow....I hope it is a magical day. This is a pre-birthday blog for you

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A MAGICAL DAY I JUST KNOW IT!!!!

( i am just here to push the magical-ness along)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVE COLT J BOWDEN!

This is Halloween, This is Halloween. Everybody Give a Screeeaaam!

All Hallow's Eve. The day where I can wear my fangs and not be considered a poser goth Hot Topic kid. The day where i can wear my shockingly bright leggings and not get scared by people staring at my legs. Oh what a magical day this Halloween. What a perfect October day to get Papusas with my best friend. (The Papusas' restaurant floor matches my shoes perfectly!)

turning a leaf in my heart.

Autumn time is here, and I am falling in love.
I found love, in the fall,and it did not hurt at all.
The other half that fits my heart like a glove,
Finding warmth inside whilst' it is cold on the out.